Petunia quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Petunia

Oh, you don't have to tell me who you are! [chuckles] You're Mr. Krabs - huh? And you run the Krusty Krab - huh? It's my favorite restaurant - huhhhhhh?

Well, nice to meet ya, Petunia? I just wanted to stop by and welcome ya to the neighborhood!

Petunia

You stop by anytime - huh?

Well, thank ye! [chuckles and exits the Flower Pot] What a nice lady..

Awww. [looks down with nothing in her hands, then looks behind her] Huh?[Petunia grunts and tosses a bouquet, Anchovy bride waves at the florist, catches the flowers, laughs to herself, and runs off, Funeral attendees pop up while various "Meep!" noises are heard, Kids are seen picking their noses.]

Petunia

Don't pick your nose! Pick a flower! [leaves a flower pot out for the kids.]

Heh. Heyyyyy!

Petunia

[takes away the KK's flowers, one by one] Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh?

Squidward

Huh-m..Ohh-aaahhhh.... [looks love-smittenly at Petunia]

Petunia

[enter's SpongeBob's workplace] Pardon me, huhhhhh?

SpongeBob

Don't forget this! [holds it and points his spatula at a bomb]

Petunia

[grabs away bomb] I'll just freshen these florets and bring them right back, huh-huh? [rips away flowers and runs to defuse them]

[quietly talks to Squidward] I wonder what's wrong with Petunia.

Squidward

Huh? Nothing's wrong with her! She's a perfectionist, like me! [hops onto his cashier stand] I'm in love with her, and I can't keep it a secret any longer! [rips open his shirt and runs to the Flower Pot] Petunia! [quietly laughs]

Petunia

[gasps as she runs to the pot] I've got exactly one minute to defuse these bombs-

Squidward

[disrupts Petunia's escapades and is seen standing at the Pot] I picked this begonia from my own flower garden, huh? [blinks cutely]

Petunia

Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles, please step aside! Mmmm.... [grunts as she holds the bomb]

Squidward

[holds out the begonia ring] Petunia the florist, will you ma- [Petunia explodes in Squidward's face, leaving him charred and stunned] Huh-huh?! [The begonia ring disintegrates into dust.]

You loopy, lovesick lummox! You sabotaged my whole plan! [Squidward groans in embarrassment, walks off, and rubs out a pile of sand over himself to make it look like a grave. A new flower pops up while doing so.] Woah! [spits and hops out of Petunia] Uh-oh... [A crowd angrily surrounds Plankton.]

[growls] Not only did you play with Squidward's heart- [scene cuts to a sand-covered Squidward] but ya cost me twenty-four bouquets! I say we step on 'im!

Yeah! [subsequent angry noises]

Oopsy-daisy, huh?

SpongeBob

[picks up Plankton with his shoe and cries happily] Petunia was very nice but I'm so glad you're back, Plankton.

Thanks, Sponge-Boob. You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for - just enough time to do this! [The Flower Pot transforms back into the Chum Bucket.]

Karen

[grabs Plankton back into the Chum Bucket] Let's go, buttercup.

Toodle-loo! [evilly laughs] No more flowers! It's back to the secret formula to me! [laughs again, but a spiked shoe flies at him] My iris!

[throw out objects and make angry noises, although SpongeBob seems to avoid committing to any violence, Laser guns pop out of the Chum Bucket.]

[lasers are shot in their direction] Ahhhhh!

I'm back, baby - huh?