[laughs] I'll have a solid gold pipsqueak… [pulls out his sundial watch] …in about 4 hours.
[pops out of SpongeGoose's bottom] Peek-a-boo!
What!?
[jumps onto SpongeGoose's neck and grabs his cloak] Giddy up, galloping gooseflesh! Hya! [Jack whips the cloak and SpongeGoose runs away from his nest. Giant Krabs tries to stop them, but SpongeGoose jumps in between his eyes. SpongeGoose squeezes under the entrance door and runs away from the castle while dropping golden Krabby Patties. Giant Krabs crashes through his door and chases SpongeGoose and Jack to the beanstalk. SpongeGoose rides it down as Giant Krabs can only look down. As SpongeGoose and Jack ride down the beanstalk, they slip off and start falling to the ground.] [whimpers] Abandon goose! [Jack grabs a golden Krabby Patty and jumps off SpongeGoose. Just before he hits the ground, SpongeGoose flaps his wings and breaks his fall. Jack falls straight into the ground and is crushed by his golden patty.] [gets up with SpongeGeese circling his head] I forgot geese can fly. [Jack is caught off-guard as he sees Giant Krabs climbing down the beanstalk.] Alright, enough of this storybook stuff. [pulls out a laser] It's laser time, baby! [Jack activates his laser and it cuts down the base of the beanstalk.] Timber! [maniacally laughs]
[The beanstalk tips over and Giant Krabs drops his weapon to hang on.]
Ok, you can keep the goose! [falls off the beanstalk and lands on Jack's cottage, destroying it]
Oh no. Karen!
[rolls behind him] Jack! Look what you did to our house!
I just slayed a giant for ya, you wanna lay off?!
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