USir Urchin
Why did you stop hitting me?
SFSnail Fail
I want the audience to know that I am a real thespian, and not just some bumbling buffoon! [Snail Fail’s bowtie spins around.]
USir Urchin
Well, you oughta be a serious actor? Nobody's stopping you! Exit stage left!
SFSnail Fail
My pleasure! I quit! [Snail Fail throws his bowtie off, and storms away from Sir Urchin as the audience gasps.]
USir Urchin
Grr... why you?!
[SpongeBob's television cuts to a "Please Stand By" screen.]
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