S11Cave Dwelling Sponge
[after being grabbed and throwed into the kitchen by the customers] SpongeBob, what did you do? The patties taste horrible! Everybody hates them! [Spongy Spongy growls and pulls out his wooden club] What the— [screams in panic and runs out of the kitchen] SpongeBob's gone crazy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
SSSpongy Spongy
[grunts] Spongy! Spongy! [growls as he smashes the tables]
[The customers run out and scream in panic. Spongy Spongy whacks Nat Peterson's buttocks with his club and goes on a violent rampage across town, causing all sorts of damage in the process]
This is Perch Perkins live at the Krusty Krab, where we understand that a local fry cook has just gone nuts. [Spongy Spongy smashes the Krusty Krab sign with his club. The sign falls on top of the restaurant, causing damage to it. Perch Perkind gets whacked in the head with a club by Spongy Spongy] Ooh! This just in... Ow!
S11The Clam Whisperer
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll get all these clams out of here right now.
[A clam spits another pearl and Mr. Krabs catches it]
Not so fast, SpongeBob. [puts the pearl in a bag] What's your hurry? [chuckles]
Didn't you just tell me to get the clams out of here 'cause they're stealing food from your customers?
[The clams continue to attack the customers. A clam spits another pearl at Mr. Krabs]
Ow! Forget the customers. If these clams keep spitting pearls at me, I'll be rich! Good clams. Good clams! Tee-hee-hee. Oh. [groans as the clams smother him; he pushes the clams away] Bad clams! Stupid clams! Smelly clams! [the clams spit pearls at Mr. Krabs] Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! [pops up as if he is wearing a king's clothing made out of pearls; he chuckles]
I've gotta get these clams out of here! [opens the door] Follow me, clams.
[The clams follow SpongeBob out of the restaurant]
Wait! SpongeBob! Come back with those crummy clams! [the clams turn around and spit more pearls at Mr. Krabs] Whoa! [slips and falls on his face]
I figured if I tired them out, maybe they'll behave better.
S11Spot Returns
Plankton, have you been feeding Spot a lot of treats lately? [measures Spot with the measuring tape] He's looking bigger than usual.
Karen! Not in front of the amoeba. Spot is fit as a fiddle.
[Spot burps in Plankton's face]
All right, Doctor. If you say so.
[finishes rebooting herself] Reboot complete. Oh! Oh! Oh ha! More puppies? For me?! Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier! [laughing; grabs some of the slime with the amoeba puppies and smooshes it into a really large puppy]
Wait, puppy. Whoa, puppy! [gets crushed by the large puppy] Ooh! Cute overload! Aah!
S11The Check-Up
[peaks from behind a building and gasps] He's coming!
It says here the first part of Krabs' exam is the pinch test. We just need to do it in a way he doesn't know he's being tested!
Way ahead of ya! [makes a charity box that offers free money with an empty cardboard box] We'll make him an offer he can't resist!
[reading] "Free Money Inside." Ha. Not bad.
S11Spin the Bottle
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Plankton at Patrick's house. Patrick is trying to decide what his wish will be]
I wish... I wish... I wish...
Pick something, you bozo!
Well, sometimes I wish I had an extra head so that I'd have someone to talk to when you're at work.
Pathetic. All right, your crummy wish is my command! Give me your hand, Jumbo. And the both of you, close your eyes. [Patrick holds up his left hand as he and SpongeBob close their eyes. Plankton draws a doodle on Patrick's hand with a marker, making him giggle] Alakazam!
[notices the doodle on his hand] Oh! My extra head! It's my wish come true! Oh, I'm gonna call you Noggin.
Oh, hello, Noggin. Nice to meet you.
Noggin, say hello to SpongeBob. [silence]
Noggin, you're embarrassing me. Say hello to SpongeBob.
Leaping lungfish, can we go now?
Yes, go! Noggin here needs to be taught a painful lesson.
[SpongeBob and Plankton leave as Patrick enters his house]
S11There's a Sponge in My Soup
[The scene changes to the hippies resting in their new place that is warmer than the soup vat]
MGMoon Gills
You know what? That old man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.
[The hippies hear a splashing sound above]
SSunshine
[giggles] Whoa!
CDCrystal Dave
Someone just crashed our new pad.
[Their new place turns out to be Squidward's bathtub where Squidward is about to take a nice, hot bath. The hippies pop out]
MGMoon Gills
Yo, bro, potato?
Oh, thanks, man. [eats the potato and swallows it; he opens his eyes and screams] HIPPIES!!!
S11Man Ray Returns
[The passenger comes out of the taxi, which turns out to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch-nemesis, Man Ray]
TATV Announcer
Who's this tacky tourist turning up in taxi? Why, it's none other than that mortal enemy of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the evil Man Ray!
MRMan Ray
Hey, dude, keep it down. I'm not doing any evil this week. I'm on vacation!
MRMan Ray
Yes, really. [hums cheerfully as he enters Squidward's house]
S11Larry the Floor Manager
Mr. Krabs! You know we don't treat our customers like that. [Mr. Krabs is stunned] It says right here, in the Krusty Krab manual. [clears throat and reads] "The customer is always right, when they have money."
Oh! Such wise and beautiful words. Thanks for reminding me, SpongeBob.
I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs.
S11No Pictures Please
[sees an angry mob with police cars around Patrick's rock; deflatedly] Patrick, you gotta hide! There's an angry mob coming for you. They're here.
They done busted my dome!
OROld Ribeye
They wrecked me up!
They got pictures of me naked!
No one wants to see your moles.
Officer! [grabs Officer John and pushes him to Rube] That guy's camera took pictures of me Krabby Patty ingredients. And I want that film, before Plankton gets it!
[Officer John pushes Mr. Krabs aside and grabs Rube's camera. He opens it and sees Plankton already inside of it, but the camera itself appears to not have any film in it]
Way ahead of you, Krabs. But there's no film in this camera at all.
[Everyone looks at Rube in confusion]
Sorry for the misunderstandin', everybody, but I didn't take any pictures today. I don't even have a camera.
[The camera disappears, with Plankton falling to the ground which surprises everyone]
EEveryone
[shocked] Huh?!
In fact... [waves his arms as his voice fades] I'm not even here. [disappears completely and everyone gasps in a shocking surprise]
[nervously] Um...uh... [waves his hands in the air; it turns out that Rube was nothing more than an illusion] And we're backing away, and backing away, and backing away!
[Everyone backs away in fear and runs off. The screen fades back into "The Tidal Zone"]
You see? I told you. Things always get weird in "The Tidal Zone." [cackling]
[appears in "The Tidal Zone" and takes pictures] Amazing! [floats away as the episode comes to an end]
S11Stuck on the Roof
[still won't come down from the roof of the Krusty Krab] I sure do miss my friends. Hey, maybe I can see them from up here. [looks out from the roof and sees his house, Squidward's house, and Patrick's house. Inside Squidward's house, Squidward is preparing himself dinner] Ooh, looks like Squidward has a date. Good for him. It can be so tough to put yourself out there. [He sees Squidward clink both glasses of wine and drink them both] Oh, no. Poor Squidward. He's all alone! [He gets an idea and lights up- literally] Ah! [pulls out a flashlight from one of his pores] Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you. [shines a light down at Squidward's house and makes a shadow puppet. The shadow puppet massages Squidward's head and back. The octopus enjoys the massage, his eyes closed]
Hm? Oh! Oh, that feels good. [He opens his eyes] Huh? [His mouth drops open and he sees a giant shadow stretching across his ceiling. He dives across his table, clings to the wall and screams as though he'd seen a ghost]
Hmm, maybe he's hungry. [Squidward is standing with his hand on his head, wondering what that horrible sight he'd just seen was. SpongeBob's shadow puppet reappears, forces Squidward's mouth open and tries to feed him his dinner, but Squidward springs to the door and struggles to get it open] Come on, Squidward! Eat your... [There's a crack sound as SpongeBob's hand cramps up] Ow! Hand cramp! Hand cramp! [The shadow starts clumsily knocking things around and throws Squidward's dinner on top of him] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [His shadow puppet knocks over the table. Squidward runs to the window and struggles to open it. It won't budge so he pounds on it, yelling in distress. One of the shadow puppet fingers comes crashing down on Squidward's head by accident. The octopus' Moai house jumps about due to all of the commotion going on inside and soon its resident runs out screaming] Guess he wasn't hungry after all.
[The customers stomp their feet to the music. Outside, the rain starts wearing out the mud, and so the Krusty Krab begins to sink in. Meanwhile, Squidward is still sleeping, oblivious to the fact that the Krusty Krab is sinking in. Everyone upstairs still continues to dance as the original Krusty Krab sinks into the mud. Suddenly, the rain stopped and out comes a rainbow. Everyone comes outside happy]
Hooray! We're not on the roof anymore!
You know, after all that dancing and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel like starting a new business!
And I'm looking forward to getting in on the ground floor with you!
[Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and the customers laugh]
[wakes up from his nap and looks at his watch] Time to go home already? [jumps off his bed and heads to the door, but bumps into dirt] Ow. [screams as dirt floods the entire bottom floor of the original Krusty Krab, trapping him as the episode ends]
S11Krabby Patty Creature Feature
SpongeBob, what are you doing? How are the customers supposed to get in now?
Those aren't customers out there, Plankton. They're all Krabby Patty zombie monsters! And they're forcing everybody to eat them! You and I are the last two survivors!
Krabby Patty zombies? Heh. I'll believe it when I see it. [Suddenly, the Krabby Patty zombie break through the boards and they gather around the Chum Bucket] Okay, I believe it!
S11Sanitation Insanity
TITrash Inspector #1
[speaking through walkie-talkie] Come in, base. We found the trash flingers.
[The purple trash inspector grabs a mop and pokes Squidward]
TITrash Inspector #2
[picks up a blob of trash with a stick] Mm-hmm. [sniffs the trash and tastes it] Just as I thought. Trying to save money on trash bags.
I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
TITrash Inspector #1
You call us Trash Inspector, not sir! We didn't go to garbage school for nothing!
TITrash Inspectors
[show off their rings] Go Fighting Filthies!
Whatever you sir, inspector.
TITrash Inspector #2
What I say is... [puts on a soda can shaped judge wig] You have been found guilty of willful cheapskatery and flagrant trash flinging.
TITrash Inspector #1
Your sentence is to collect all the garbage in Bikini Bottom using that. [points to a baby] Uh... that one. [points to a garbage truck]
Whatever you say, inspectorers.
S11Bunny Hunt
[The sea bunnies crawl into Squidward's house]
[zips the door shut as sea bunnies crawl under the wallpaper. Squidward hides under the table and dials the shellphone] Hello, Animal Control? Save me! [The sea bunnies emerge from the wallpaper and from one of Squidward's paintings. More sea bunnies emerge from the cabinets while others emerge from the electric outlet. Squidward blubbers in panic as sea bunnies invade his house. One sea bunny emerges from his nose. His entire house is flooded with sea bunnies. Squidward escapes from the upper window of his house. He gets up and groans like an old man. He shakes the sea bunnies off him and growls in anger. He grabs a mallet from the shed and spits on his hand] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GAH! [hits his house with the mallet] That'll get them out.
[Squidward's house cracks and breaks into two halves. The sea bunnies form into his own house from underneath the wallpaper, much to Squidward's horror]
Sorry about your house, Squidward.
[Squidward is overwhelmed with what he did and whacked himself on the head with the mallet. His head opens and his brain flies out. Squidward goes mentally insane and grows bunny ears, whiskers, a pair of buckteeth, and a fluffy tail. He then begins to hop like a sea bunny]
[laughs maniacally] I'm a bunny now! [laughs crazily] I'm a bunny now! I'm a bunny now!
ACAnimal Control Officer
Okay, Mr. Tentacles, easy does it. [puts a straitjacket on Squidward]
[kicks the animal control officer in the face and runs away. The animal control officer gets up and goes after the mentally-crazed Squidward with the net; laughs maniacally] I'm a bunny now! [laughs crazily] I'm a bunny now!
[As the animal control officer chase after the crazy squid into the sunset, one sea bunny makes a face to look like Squidward. He mumbles like Squidward and plays "Shave and a Haircut" on the clarinet before closing the sea bunny window, ending the episode]
