SpongeBob SquarePants Season 7 quotes

Patrick

[laughing] My shorts are wet!

Squidward

Patrick, just how dumb are you?

Patrick

It varies.

Squidward

[upon seeing SpongeBob dancing] That is the stupidest dance I've ever seen.

SpongeBob

[to Squidward] Who put you on the planet? Ugh!!

[singing] We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly!

That was very cute, girls! [then annoyed] In fact, it's too cute. You're out.

I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!

[sniffs, his breath comes out, revealing seagulls and a lighthouse port, sniffs again] Whoa! Blarney Stone, that's a horrible reek. I knew I was forgetting somethin'.

What am I, chopped liver?

No, that's what I am. [zoom out showing a jar of chopped liver]

Mrs. Puff

[in her sleep] Must protect garden.

Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

Patrick

Hey, pal, want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out! [shows off his ribbon pin]

SpongeBob

That's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy.

Patrick

Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.

SpongeBob

[his patience has run out and becomes annoyed] I said I don't want any! [turns and knocks it onto the ground]

Patrick

You ruined my cotton candy!

SpongeBob

[enraged] Good! Maybe now you know how I feel about you ruining my life!

Check it out! Public fight!

Working at the carnival sure has its perks!

SpongeBob

I have never felt so ashamed.

Patrick

What do you mean?

SpongeBob

If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!

Patrick

But I was only trying to help!

SpongeBob

[berates Patrick and shouts very furiously] Help?! I think you've "helped" quite enough today!

Patrick

[becomes sad and his eyes tear up, chastened] Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore!

SpongeBob

[laughs nervously] A lot of drama with that one.

Sandals

You know, kid: your body isn't the problem - it's your heart. [inside SpongeBob's body, his heart starts to groan sadly] You deserve what you've gotten. Come on, we're out of here. [the angry crowd leaves, listening to what Sandals says] Some people are just born mean. [SpongeBob frowns in shame]

SpongeBob

[talking to the viewers] I guess crying does solve your problems after all.

[wakes up] What's going on? Where am I? [gasps] What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?!

Sandy

Mm-mmm! Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel like a new woman!

Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur? [sees her fur] Wow! Wait a minute. That's it! [gets an idea] I think I just found out how to get the Krabby Patty Formula once and for all! [grabs Sandy's fur] Hope you like long showers, squirrel! [shuts the door and traps Sandy]

Karen

Was there an accident? What is that?

Our ticket to the Krabby Patty Formula, that's what that is.

Karen

Oh, no. You can't be serious.

As serious as a shark attack.

Don't let it out of your sight, boy-o.

SpongeBob

[salutes with his spatula] You can always count on me, Mr. K!

SpongeBob

Sandy, you're naked. And you don't have any clothes on!

Sandy

Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!

[pops out of the Sandy robot's mouth] Only from my cold, dead feelers!

Sandy

[enraged] Plankton! I should have known this was your doing! Now, feel this! [punches the Sandy robot like a training dummy] Hi-ya! [The Sandy robot is undamaged so Sandy kicks it like a training dummy] Pwaaaaa! [The Sandy robot is punched and knocked into the wall and slumps over. Sandy rolls up her pelt and Plankton and the formula flies out. Mr. Krabs catches the formula, Sandy catches Plankton] Gotcha! And now for the appropriate punishment for a no-good, yella' belly like yourself. [puts Plankton in a jar of mustard]

My eye! This condiment is highly irritating to my eye!

SpongeBob

Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?

No! [goes inside SpongeBob]

[offscreen] I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work!