Larry quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

"Livin' like Larry!"

"Hello, SpongeBob!"

SpongeBob

Oh, no. Everybody's gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. [weeps] We blew it, pants.

What do you mean "we"?

SpongeBob

Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!

No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen.

SpongeBob

Ouch.

No, I am. I got sand in my buns.

No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.

What happened to you?

SpongeBob

I lost my best friend.

How?

SpongeBob

When I ripped... my pants. [starts to sing] I thought that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I ripped my pants.

♪When big Larry came round just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants!♪

SpongeBob

[singing voice, a crowd begins to gather] ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪

♪Or sand in your buns!♪

SpongeBob

♪I learned a lesson I won't soon forget...so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance...and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his...pants!♪

Sandy

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob

Sandy!

Sandy

Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself.

SpongeBob, that was so righteous. Would you...sign my pants?

SpongeBob

Absolutely, buddy.

He kept us waiting for a bubble?

That's nothing! He called us fat! [begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]

Pearl

[crying as she shows her clean flipper] He washed my flipper!

[storming up] He owes me money!

Squidward

[following Mr. Krabs] He made me provide excellent service!

[appears with a halo and angel clothing on] Dudes! He made me experience high tide! [floats up towards the surface while laughing]

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

He did?

No...But are we just gonna wait around until he does?

I say we tip somethin' over!

Hey!

Now what?

Get the lifeguard! [they go to the lifeguard]

Squidward

[stops them] Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! [holds up a needle] Who's with me?!

Pop the bubble! [hold up needles]

SpongeBob

I'm every bit as cool as Larry, and if I'm not, let me be struck by... [lightning flashes overhead] ... A flying ice cream truck. [the flying ice cream truck plummets in his direction] AND LIVE!

[through megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.

SpongeBob

Hey, what are you two lazybones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall! I've got room for two more. What would Larry do?

[Fumingly] What would Larry do? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT LARRY WOULD DO! Come here!

Come here, I said! Hey!

You see before you is a combination of my lifelong dream! A place of my own where I can work out everyday and anytime I want, Larry's Gym! [crowd is cheering again]

Looking out at this sea of plastic muscles and sagging flesh, frankly, I'm disgusted.

Awwww!

I'm now opening the gym to everyone in Bikini Bottom! [crowd cheers for the third time] ...For the price of a lifetime membership.

Awww! [looks down]

But today, everything is free!

Frankie Billy

[appears with scissors through his head] You're the lobster, Larry! The Alpha Lobster!

Well, I don't know if I'll say that! [buffs up]

Oh, I filled out a membership form! [hands the form to Larry]

Me too! [hands the form to Larry]

What's in that pink box?

Um, donuts, sir?

That's right, sir! For your first visit, we– [Mr. Krabs runs off and disappears.] Hello? In conclusion, I'm at your service to turn anyone–anyone–into a rippling heap of muscle glory! [buffs up once more]

Squidward

Well, that was the last customer, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob

[places his two spatulas in his pockets] Oh, what a great day.

Squidward

And you know why it was a great day? Because Krabs never even showed up!

Huh? [sniffs] What is that smell? [jiggles the doorknob] Mr. Krabs, how long have you been in there?!

I think I'm done! Would you mind rubbin' a little butter on me? [the episode ends]

[amazed by the reflection] Whoa, those dudes are huge! I wonder what they lift. [hits Bubble Bass slightly with his elbow]

Bubble Bass

[notices the reflection and drops his drink in fear] Those aren't dudes. They're giant monsters! [screaming] EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!! [the three start panicking and run around in circles, Louie is biting SpongeBob, and their ruckus causes the lighthouse to start rocking. At the same time, Mrs. Puff is still listening and rocking to the rock music, unaware of what's going on outside. The lighthouse tips over and rolls out of the boating school. Larry, Bubble Bass, and the small fish are still panicking until they see that the reflection is gone]

[happy] Those buff monsters have vanished! [hugs the other two] We're saved! [he and the other two hear some noise, and realize the lighthouse is coming their way]

Bubble Bass

We're doomed! [gets out his drink and starts walking across the sidewalk away from the lighthouse, while the other two runoff in a different direction. The lighthouse runs over him, causing him to get submerged into the sidewalk with his posterior sticking out] My cheeks!

Perch Perkins

Can you please tell our viewers the cause of this destruction?

Fred

[frightened] It was a lighthouse. It rolled through town, destroying everything in its path! [pants] A lighthouse! [goes on his knees and starts crying]

[shocked] My goodness. Were you or YOUR LEGS injured by this insane lighthouse?

Fred

[sad and kicks a rock] No.

Heh-heh! The house special!

[sighs] It's great that my pets are eating and all, but... I'm still hungry.

Patrick

I wish I was a pet so I could eat off the floor.

Bubble Bass

You are eating off the floor.

Patrick

Yeah, but... I wanna eat Krabby Patties on the floor!

The pink dude might have the right idea, guys.

Perch

[as Squidward's spot is empty] The Krusty Krab float is coming in hot!

Fred

[chuckles and waves] My leg! [the Krusty Krab float hits him and knocks him away] My Leg Mobile! [Bubble Bass is waving. Fred's float kicks him into the air.]

Perch

And here we see the domino effect in action. [Bubble Bass lands in the arms of a weightlifter on Larry's float.]

Huh? Oh.

Bubble Bass

My champion!

[grunts] Larry can't lift this kind of weight. [groans and drops the float, making it collapse]

Slappy

[with a bag of popcorn] Oh, my. I hope he isn't too hurt. [eats popcorn, chuckles]

Sandy

[jumps down to Santa] Santa, talk to me, big fella. [grabs him]

[groans, disoriented] Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny is here to see you. [points to Sandy]

Sandy

Oh, that ain't good. Come on, Santa. Don't you know what day it is?

Of course. [holds up a heart and flowers] Happy Valentine's Day! [kisses Sandy] Mwah. [falls over and groans]

Oh.

Squidward

Oh, boy..

That old elf is one sugarplum shy of a fruitcake.

Yeah, bro. How is Santa gonna deliver our presents now?

Squidward

He's not. Sandy knocked him right out of the sky with her big dumb tree.

Patrick

That's exactly why I don't trust trees. [SpongeBob puts his hand on his shoulder]

Mrs. Puff

But what's the point of having Christmas without any [screams] PRESENTS!?

Pearl

You, like, totally ruined Christmas. [cries, running off and knocking people over]

[angrily leaves]

Sandy

Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry, y'all.

SpongeBob

It'll be OK, Sandy. At least Santa's having a good time.

[walking drunkenly] Hey, where are you goin'? The party's just gettin' started. [party horn toots, falls down] Whoa! [party horn toots]

Sandy

[puts her hands on her face] Oh!