Happy friend-iversary, Squidward! [blows a party horn with confetti at him. Squidward spits out the confetti]
SpongeBob, what time is it?
It's one minute after midnight on the day that we first met. [grabs a book] It's all here in my Squidward memory book.
What?
[sits down next to Squidward and flips through the pages] Here's us at camp. Here's when I moved in right next door. Oh, and here's when I got Employee of the Month instead of you again. Here's one I took a few minutes ago. Look at you. Just like an angel.
[swipes the book away] All right, that's it! [throws SpongeBob out of the door] Get out! [kicks SpongeBob out]
[waving] Okay, see you around, friend. [scoots on his butt back to his house] ♪Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend-iversary!♪ [enters his house]
[The "Friendiversary" banner falls onto Squidward. Bubble transition to Squidward using a dustpan and broom to clean up the party decorations. He then takes the trash to his trash cans outside, to which SpongeBob startles him.]
Happy friend-iversary! [Squidward screams and jumps into the trash can] Remember the first time I startled you into this trash can?
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