Ahem. Good morning.
Oh, good morning. You must be the new cashier. Nice to meet you. [continues cooking patties]
I can't believe it. It worked. [to SpongeBob] Uh, have we met before?
I don't think so. Maybe we can chat later, huh? I'm kind of busy right now.
This is the best day of my life!
[walking to the register] Hmm, you seem weirdly happy for some reason. What's going on?
Last night, I erased all of SpongeBob's memories of me. Isn't it wonderful?
You WHAT?!! [grabs Squidward] Are you insane, man?! [grumbles and takes Squidward to his office]
[Squidward, with his face turned into a deep shade of blue, gasps for air as Mr. Krabs lets him go.]
To keep Plankton from scanning me mind, SpongeBob is the only one who knows the [bangs safe] combination to the secret formula safe! [strangles Squidward] And because he never wanted to forget it, he attached it to a memory he had with you, Mr. Squidward! I want you to un-erase his memory right now. [hollering] SpongeBob!
[appears, saluting] Yes, Mr. Krabs.
[putting his hands on both of them] Spend the afternoon with Mr. Squidward here. He's gonna share some precious memories with you.
Oh, no thank you. I don't know this guy. He's a stranger. [to Mr. Krabs] Confidentially, he looks a little boring.
You go with him. That's an order.
[saluting] Yes, sir.
[Mr. Krabs growls as Squidward takes SpongeBob outside.]
So what are we doing now, new guy?
We're going to recreate your lost memories of me, so you can remember the combination of Krabs' safe.
Huh, sounds crazy-pants, [shrugs] but okay.
Just do what I tell you.
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