Customers at the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired.
[Much later, SpongeBob goes to the optometrist to get some glasses. He walks out with his new glasses.]
There. That looks better.
[POV of SpongeBob: He actually got glasses that really just blur up everything he sees.]
Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait till I tell Patrick, and Sandy what a strange morning I had. Ooh, there they are now.
[He looks across the street to see what he thinks are Patrick Star, and Sandy Cheeks sitting at a table chatting. Remember, the glasses SpongeBob got just blurs up everything he sees. SpongeBob calls out, and waves to them.]
[SpongeBob runs across the street to meet up with who he thinks are Patrick, and Sandy, but he makes boat cars crash into each other in the process. Some of them are even burning, or exploding.]
Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick!
[SpongeBob finally meets up to who he thinks are Sandy, and Patrick.]
Boy, am I glad to see you guys. Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick?
[SpongeBob takes some of the straws, mistaking them for fries, and eats them.]
[After swallowing the straws, SpongeBob notices the flower in a vase.]
Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy?
[SpongeBob drinks what's inside the vase, and gets disgusted a bit.]
[He places the vase down on the table.]
This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals, Patrick, and Sandy.
PPreston
Who are Patrick, and Sandy?
[SpongeBob takes off his glasses. The two that he met up are not Patrick, and Sandy. They are actually Sammy, and Preston, both of them are paralleling Patrick, and Sandy.]
PPreston
I assure you, good sir, my name is Preston. I know not of this Patrick you speak of.
SSammy
Duh-huh. And me am Sammy. Am I be a squirrel folk!
[SpongeBob got extremely confused again]
Everything is still all crazy! Ahhhhh!
[SpongeBob runs off, going crazy again.]
Harvesting my crops, ya-ta-ta-ta. [briefly takes off his hat; harvests peppers from a bush] Peppers look delish, ya-ta-ta-ta. [sees SpongeBob's nose in a bush, mistaken for a banana pepper] Banana pepper, too. Ya-ta-ta--ta! [pulls SpongeBob out from a bush and screams, squirting ink all over himself, leaving a stain on his shirt]
[jumps out of the bush] Good morning, Squidward! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
[hits SpongeBob's hat off] Ya-ta-ta-ta my foot! You made me ink on my last clean shirt! [pulls on his shirt] Now I have to go to the laundromat. [walks away]
[slowly gasps] The laundromat? [imagining dirty people in a thought bubble] Why, that's a magical place where all filth and grime is washed away, [lots of water splashes onto the people, cleaning them] making clothes spring fresh.
[appears on the floor, exhausted from working as a cashier and as a frycook all at once; voiceover] I'm exhausted. I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up back at the lunch rush. I've been on my break for five minutes and all I can think about is getting my next order.
[comes in] Why are you on the floor, lad?
Sorry, Mr. Krabs. Just takin' a break.
Break?! Since when did you start takin' breaks?
Since I started doing both my job and Squidward's at the same time.
Squidward didn't show up today?
Squidward hasn't come to work in six months.
[gets up] I just can't keep up the pace, Mr. Krabs. I'll go to his house to see if he's okay.
Whoa, there, laddie! You have two jobs to cover. You can go visit Squidward when you're off the clock.
[The episode begins at Sandy's treedome and it is the first day of spring. A robin flies up to the window, chirping happily.]
[sighs as she prepares some tea] Nothin' better than sweet tea in springtime. [hears a knock on her door] There's SpongeBob now! [heads out to go let SpongeBob in]
[Little does Sandy know, the leaves on her tree begin to whiter and fall off of the branches.]
[exits her treedome, but gets hit by a falling branch] Huh? [sees her treedome withering and screams] My tree!
Hi, Sandy! I let myself in. Hope you don't mind. [sees Sandy completely frozen in shock] Why the long face? [she turns him around to show him her dying tree; screams] Your tree! What happened?
I have no idea! This old oak should be in full bloom right now! Not weepin' like a willow! [Her dying tree sheds a tear.]
Well, don't you have some kind of atomic acorn ray or something?
That ain't a thing. [pulls out a huge laser] Here. Help me with my nuclear powered barkomatic zapotron. [she and SpongeBob zap the tree in order to revive it]
SSSpongeBob and Sandy
It's working! It's working!
[The barkomatic zapotron only ended up destroying the tree. SpongeBob and Sandy yell]
That just made it worse! Oh, what am I gonna do?
I know someone who's great at gardening.
