“Best Friends Forever” quotes from South Park

Kenny? Kenny, are you still playing with that thing? Kenny, it's been two weeks and you've done nothing else!

Kenny

I could get to level 60!

Who cares if you almost made it to level 60? You're wasting your life, Kenny! If you died tomorrow, what would you have to show for it? You're gonna end up wishing you'd done more with your life, just like your deadbeat father!

'Ey! I heard that, bitch!

I wasn't talking to you, asshole!

God intended Kenny to die! What are these people doing?

The Keanu Reeves boy has been revived on Earth! His soul is no longer in Heaven!

Then GOD is helpless!

Stan

Don't kill Kenny!

You bastards!

No! There is another. A Japanese boy did make it to level 59.

Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!

Yeah, Uriel!

Oh. Right, right. I'm sorry.

Keep your army marching my Lord. I will get that feeding tube removed.

How?

I will do what we always do. Use the Republicans.

We Republicans are deeply saddened by the recent events in Colorado!

Removing the feeding tube is murder! Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...

Removing the feeding tube is murder!

Who are we to decide that Kenny should live or die? Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...

Who are we to decide that Kenny should live or die?

It is God's will that he live!

It is God's will that he live!

Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...

Haghaghaghagha...

No no, you don't say that part, Haaghaghaghaghaghagha . [hisses into Bush's right ear]

No no, you don't say that part, Haghaghaghagha.

Jesus! Their army is massive!

Heaven help us!

Basically, Kenny, you...are Keanu Reeves.

You bureaucrats have no right to play god and take that tube out.

No, no. See, they were playing god when they put the feeding tube in.

Kyle

Maybe we should just let Kenny go in peace.

Stan

You mean Cartman's side is right?

Kyle

Cartman's side is right. For the wrong reasons. But we are wrong. For the right reasons.

Michael, Michael. The humans finally did the right thing.

Oh my god. They killed Kenny.