South Park Season 8 quotes

You snort K and I'll snort K honey. You snort K and I'll snort K babe. You snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight and screw all night and day.

I'm not doing it. Being in a dance group is totally conformist.

Yeah, I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.

I'm not doing it either. I'm the biggest non-conformist of all.

I'm such a non-conformist that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you. Okay, I'll do it.

Stan

Great!

Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.

Yeah, we just got goth served.

Stan

Hey kid, you're pretty good. How would you like to join our dance troupe?

You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do?

Stan

Yeah.

That's stupid.

Wassup, niggas!

Stan

But that isn't the point, Butters, the point is that this is now! It's on, and there are people who need you to step up. Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their faces and saying "ha ha, I'm better than you" is part of life. And if you can't face that, then you might as well sit here playing with Lego until you're an old man.

Butters

Get out of my room, Stan.

Stan

Fine. But one day you're gonna have to stop running from what happened and deal with it, otherwise you might as well move to France with all the other pussies. [leaves Butters's room]

Kyle

Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.

Cartman

[as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.

[talking to Mrs. Stotch on the phone] Actually, Eric is still supposed to be grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews two weeks ago.

Cartman

[as AWESOM-O talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that she's a golden retriever.

Movie idea number 2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and he falls in love with a coconut.

Mister Scientist! You are paid to think! National security is our job.

Butters

When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up as Britney Spears and pretend he's her. He sings and dances with a life size cut-out of Justin Timberlake.

Cartman

[as AWESOM-O] ...You saw that?

Butters

Yeah, and I videotaped him doing it!

Cartman

[as AWESOM-O] No way.

Butters

I got the whole thing on tape; even the making out with Justin Timberlake.

Cartman

[as AWESOM-O] Nuh-uh...

[as Stan returns home] Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon?

Stan

I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons.

Oh, are they nice people?

Stan

Yeah, it's just the dad and his son.

Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches over for dinner tonight. Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.

Cartman

Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

Cartman

Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.

I think you're awesome too, Cartman.

Cartman

Yeah?

Yeah.

Cartman

Yeah?

Yeah.

Cartman

Yeah? [they move in for a kiss]

Stan

[waking up] Aaaaagghhh! [looks round to see Cartman asleep and facing the ceiling and not Mr. Jefferson]

[opens his eyes] What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?

Stan

Yeah, a really bad dream. [shuts his eyes] Oh, Jesus.

Wee look, he can fly.

Kyle

Jesus Christ, dude!

Stan

[yelled] Stop, you fucking lunatic! [While Kenny tight his hoodie jacket]

Aaron, I'm standing at the Time Portal, which scientists say follows Terminator rules, that is it's one way only and you can't go back. This is in contrast to say, Back to the Future rules, where back and forth is possible, and of course Timerider rules which are just plain silly.