Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.
[as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.
“AWESOM-O” · Season 8, Episode 5
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Kyle Broflovski (1), Butters Stotch (1), Liane (1)
[talking to Mrs. Stotch on the phone] Actually, Eric is still supposed to be grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews two weeks ago.
[as AWESOM-O talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that she's a golden retriever.
Movie Executive It's great! We'll call it Puppy Love! Any more?
AWESOM-O Uh, Adam Sandler is a guy who falls in love with a table.
Movie Executive Genius! We'll call it Table of Contents. God is there anything that this thing can't do?
AOAWESOM-O
Movie idea number 2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and he falls in love with a coconut.
MGMilitary General
Mister Scientist! You are paid to think! National security is our job.
When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up as Britney Spears and pretend he's her. He sings and dances with a life size cut-out of Justin Timberlake.
[as AWESOM-O] ...You saw that?
Yeah, and I videotaped him doing it!
[as AWESOM-O] No way.
I got the whole thing on tape; even the making out with Justin Timberlake.
[as AWESOM-O] Nuh-uh...
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