“Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh...” – Cartman, South Park ... TV Quotes Database

[as AWESOM-O talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that she's a golden retriever.

Movie Executive It's great! We'll call it Puppy Love! Any more?

AWESOM-O Uh, Adam Sandler is a guy who falls in love with a table.

Movie Executive Genius! We'll call it Table of Contents. God is there anything that this thing can't do?

AOAWESOM-O

Movie idea number 2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and he falls in love with a coconut.

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