South Park · Season 8, Episode 6
“The Jeffersons” · Season 8, Episode 6
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Eric Cartman (2), Kyle Broflovski (1), Randy Marsh (1), Sharon Marsh (1)
[as Stan returns home] Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon?
I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons.
Oh, are they nice people?
Yeah, it's just the dad and his son.
Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches over for dinner tonight. Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.
Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!
Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah? [they move in for a kiss]
[waking up] Aaaaagghhh! [looks round to see Cartman asleep and facing the ceiling and not Mr. Jefferson]
[opens his eyes] What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
Yeah, a really bad dream. [shuts his eyes] Oh, Jesus.
Wee look, he can fly.
Jesus Christ, dude!
[yelled] Stop, you fucking lunatic! [While Kenny tight his hoodie jacket]
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