South Park · Season 8, Episode 7
“Goobacks” · Season 8, Episode 7
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Gooback (3), Randy Marsh (2), Eric Cartman (1)
Aaron, I'm standing at the Time Portal, which scientists say follows Terminator rules, that is it's one way only and you can't go back. This is in contrast to say, Back to the Future rules, where back and forth is possible, and of course Timerider rules which are just plain silly.
They took our jobs!
Took-'er jerrrbs!
Der'ka der!
Hel-lo, ma'am. We're going around town and offering snow-shoveling service. Would you like your driveway and sidewalk shoveled for eight thousand dollars?
Oh well, I certainly could use some little snow-shovelers, but eight thousand dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
Ooh, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls! Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
How much are oranges?
Tree-fiddy. [$3.50]
[reading from a letter] Dear Intolerant Rednecks, we sympathize with you losing your jobs, but we believe your solution of shooting everyone who crosses the border is inhuman.
Glack dadk?
Can you speak in present-day English, please?
Oh. Oh... [with difficulty] Can I help you?
[frustrated by this point] I'm trying to order a double cheeseburger!
[with difficulty] Chic-ken san'wich? [points to the chicken sandwich sign]
NO, NOT A CHICKEN SANDWICH! [Randy and Sharon enter the restaurant as he starts losing his temper] I WANT A GODDAMN CHEESEBURGER AND SOME GODDAMN FRIES, YOU FUCKING GOOBACKS!!!
[sharped] STAN MARSH!
[realizing he's busted] Aw--awwww!
On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative and on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.
Oh my God. THEY TOOK MY JOB!
Dey took yer jahb!
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