AAllen
And I think margs are gonna be on you after this adventure, huh?
I don't drink that shit.
AAllen
Okay, we'll figure something out.
S21Old West
S21Single White Dad
[Meg is in the middle of an elaborate domino arrangement in the living room with Gene, but is set off early when Peter bumps into the table setting up]
Crap! Gene, they're coming! They're coming fast, Gene! Starting recording, Gene! GENE!!
[Peter introduces Chris to Donkey Kong]
This game SUCKS!!
What are you talkin' about?
Uh, what universe does this even take place in? EVERYTHING needs to take place in a universe!
It's a warehouse with ladders where a monkey took a girl.
What about the microtransactions that slowly bankrupt our family? Or the children slinging racist taunts into your earpiece?
It has two buttons and I have to look down when I press 'em.
Donkey Kong sucks! I could build the same game on our house.
[This gives Peter an idea]
Donkey Kong house?
[scene transitions to Peter setting up a real Donkey Kong stage in front of the house]
Sorry I put you in a dress, Stewie. We needed a damsel.
Hey, do I look upset?
S21White Meg Can't Jump
UGUgly Girl
May I join the losers club?
[sigh] I don't care what yearbook captions you saw. We are not yet an organized club.
PBPizza Bread
The deed to the house is in the drawer, under the phone!
S21Adoptation
Keep my name out your fucking mouth!
Wow, dude. It was a zoo joke.
Chris: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
BBBob Belcher
Homer, you've got company.
D’oh.
BBBob Belcher
Yes, I won’t.
[to Bob Belcher] Oh, Thanks.
[to Peter] Well, I don’t know.
[off-screen] Listen up! Everyone in the van! We're taking Tatum to the zoo!
[angry] The zoo?
[enters] The zoo? Why are we returning Chris? Hey, Mike, you hear?
S21The Bird Reich
PPreston
Peter, what are you doing up there?
Preston, I'm glad you're here. I'm about to test the prototype for "desk-poline".
[Peter jumps off a stack of cabinets and crashes on top of his desk. Peter grabs out a pad and pen and starts writing]
Desk will need to be bouncy.
S21A Bottle Episode
We got the house, guys!
S21A Bottle Episode
Your iPad flashlight is on. God, she's old.
S21From Russia with Love (Part 1)
I-I may have sent some weird DMs to Zendaya that I'd rather not see the light of day.
Euphoria Zendaya or Disney Zendaya?
Yeah, a little from column A, a little from column B.
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