[Peter introduces Chris to Donkey Kong]
This game SUCKS!!
What are you talkin' about?
Uh, what universe does this even take place in? EVERYTHING needs to take place in a universe!
It's a warehouse with ladders where a monkey took a girl.
What about the microtransactions that slowly bankrupt our family? Or the children slinging racist taunts into your earpiece?
It has two buttons and I have to look down when I press 'em.
Donkey Kong sucks! I could build the same game on our house.
[This gives Peter an idea]
Donkey Kong house?
[scene transitions to Peter setting up a real Donkey Kong stage in front of the house]
Sorry I put you in a dress, Stewie. We needed a damsel.
Hey, do I look upset?
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