Boomfist quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Boomfist

Remember kids, when there is trouble always, use your fist.

Ray Ray Lee

Always use your fist!

Juniper Lee

What? That's a horrible message for kids.

Boomfist

What's with the dog? I hate dogs.

Juniper Lee

Ray Ray, what is this?

Ray Ray Lee

I told you, Boomfist is the only one who can beat Wrongness.

Juniper Lee

We have a potion.

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, that isn't gonna be ready for 12 hours. And even when it is ready, it can't get close enough to Wrongness to use it. Except Boomfist can get close to Wrongness 'cause he's from the same world, plus he's beaten him 437 times, not to mention the Boomfist Thanksgiving TV special where he did it covered in radioactive gravy.

Boomfist

Yeah, that was a rough one.

Monroe

I hate to admit it, but the boy has a point.

Boomfist

The dog talks. It gets better and better.

Monroe

Excuse me, Superpants, but I'm taking your side in this.

Ray Ray Lee

Sorry, Monroe, he's upset because dogs destroyed his home planet.

Boomfist

(sighs) If it wasn't for the cats, we'd all be dead.

Monroe

What kind of filth are you reading, boy?

Juniper Lee

So his message to kids is "always use your fists" and "milk is bad for you?"

Ray Ray Lee

Why do you think mom work let me watch his shows?

Boomfist

Also, "don't go to school; hang out with your friends, or better yet, gangs" and "don't listen to your parents; they old and feeble."

Juniper Lee

You sure we got the good guy?

Boomfist

With the powers of H.A.T.E., the villains of L.O.V.E. don't stand a chance!

Monroe

(upon seeing Ray Ray with Boomfist) Can it really be?

Juniper Lee

It's not possible.

Dennis Lee

Whoa. Why ya talkin' to the dog?

Juniper Lee

Besides, tights make my butt look big.

Boomfist

Duh, whaddya think the cape's for?