Ophelia Ramírez quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ophelia Ramírez

(turns off her boombox) Hey, June. So, you're really going to Jody's party thing or, like, whatever?

Ophelia Ramírez

I don't know, maybe because sometimes you say you're gonna go to stuff and then you're like a little Miss No-Show.

Ophelia Ramírez

I'm just saying, Jody's, you know, like, so, so sensitive. You missed her violin recital and she got all, you know, like whatever, and was, like, all sighing and junk. But believe me, skipping out on that musical fiasco was such a good move. That girl is no Baryshnikov.

Ophelia Ramírez

Whatever. I bet he stinks at violin, too. So, did you get her that thing that you were gonna get her?

Ophelia Ramírez

No. (picks up said skull candle, takes the ribbon off and throws it aside while she picks up a CD and puts the ribbon on it) Oh, hey, I made her a mix. See you there, bye.

Ophelia Ramírez

Roger, one, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. And three, no.

Ophelia Ramírez

Why did you let them do that to your dog?

Ophelia Ramírez

(confused) What?

Ophelia Ramírez

Ah, the lesser of three evils.

Ophelia Ramírez

That is so sad.

Ophelia Ramírez

Fair enough. I'll take a giraffe.

Ophelia Ramírez

Whatever.

Ophelia Ramírez

(gives the balloon octopus to Roger) Cool. Make me another octopus.

Ophelia Ramírez

So, I'm told. Come on, Sloppy. Octopus time.

Ophelia Ramírez

Seriously, this is the worst field trip ever.