Arthur Pettiman quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee! Hello, I'm Arthur Pettiman, Monster Con guest coordinator. I'll be your handler throughout the entire convention. (takes out a scroll) Well, we've got a full schedule for you.

Well, that's just your first lecture. Then there's the new mixer, the new exhibit, then the group panel on Fighting Magic with Magic, and then we... (gasps as he sees Jasmine behind a column) Good heavens, that's Jasmine Lee!

(comes over to Jasmine and shakes hands with her) I'm fine! Oh, my gosh! Oh, dear me! Oh, I can't believe I'm standing here talking to Jasmine Lee! (as other monsters gather around Jasmine Lee) My cousin saw you fight nine Bucktar trolls. He said you hit one so hard that it was spitting up like a gallon of hemlock jelly!

I'm terribly sorry, pardon me. I don't mean to geek out on you (laughing as he takes out his camera) but I just can't believe I'm talking to Jasmine Lee! Oh, oh, oh! (gives his camera to Juniper and places her in front of him and Jasmine) Could I just get a quick snapshot with you? Please, just... Oh, I'm truly sorry, really, really sorry, would mean so much.