Sasquatch quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Not lost. I just got a little turned around, and I was hoping you folks could assist me in getting back to home.

Well, you all kept screaming so much I couldn't think straight! Everybody comfortable?

Oh, could I get back to you? I'm on my way to a thing, I think. (leaves)

Oh, no, I'm sorry. See, I've got to see a man about a horse. Do you see anybody around here with a horse? Or maybe selling eggplants? It might be eggplants. (leaves)

Oh, jeez, see, Richie, Richie, Richie, uh, jeez, I don't think so. I'm not even sure we have anyone named Richie around here. (Ray Ray points to a hut with a crudely spelled sign that says "Cheif Richie") Oh, right! Cheif Richie! Yeah, come on!

(knocking on Richie's door) Um, Richie, we got some people out here with chief business.

We mean you no harm!