Teen Casino Host quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Welcome, all ye, to the Valley Viking Casino and Grill. Come and try your luck on the lossest slots this side of Valhalla. Sample the best seat for-- (gets grabbed by the viking ghost-possessed children as they get on board)

Uh, there's one in the seafood buffet. (points to a catapult in the seafood buffet)

(places four glasses of ice tea on their table) Here's your, uh, ice tea. It's on the house.