Tiny Giant quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Tiny Giant

I'm a giant.

Tiny Giant

A giant! A giant! You know, "Fee-fi-fo-fum".

Tiny Giant

It's not funny!

Tiny Giant

Cut it out!

Tiny Giant

That's what I'm talkin' about! I've been made fun of me whole life! My family is supposed to keep the peace in giant territory, my brothers have retired, and now it's on me. Who's gonna listen to me looking like this?!

Tiny Giant

Exactly! Just once, I'd like someone to ask me, "How's the weather up there?", "Are you a basketball player?" or "Duck!"

Tiny Giant

And just how am I supposed to keep peace in giant territory if I'm not big?

Tiny Giant

This is for me?

Tiny Giant

I don't know what to say. This is fantastic. Though I reckon he's also a big responsibility. You know what I mean? (They stare at him blankly) Get it? 'Cause he's big, right? Taking care of him is certainly a tall order! Am I right?

Tiny Giant

No, it's a joke.

Tiny Giant

Yep! The two of us will certainly be living large, eh? (laughs)

Tiny Giant

It's not the monster, it's me, you git!

Tiny Giant

What's your name, talking wart?

Tiny Giant

You know very well who I am, Derek. Now move it along before you get pounded! Come on!