Rachel Irwin quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Rachel Irwin

Get in maggots! Move it, move it, move it!

Rachel Irwin

(sweetly) Sleepovers, who doesn't love a good sleepover? (gets angry) ME, that's who! Especially since Mom and Dad agreed to this thing, then decided to go out tonight to make me stay home on dweeb duty! So listen up and listen good! If I'm disturbed in anyway, and I mean anyway, you will pay dearly! (gets in Lila's face) Do I make myself clear?! (Lila growls at her and Rachel backs off) Okay then, I'll be in my room.

Rachel Irwin

And I can't hear myself think! Keep it down! (her phone rings and she answers) Hello? Sorry?! Sorry?! Little too late for sorry! I moved on, Brandon! That's right, I'm swapping emails with a boyfriend's friend! He has an accent and great taste in jewelry!

Rachel Irwin

I called you 34 times, and you never call back, Brandon! (comes out of her room) Oh, sure! (the electricity goes back on) I tell you not to call me, and you don't call me?! I hate you, don't call me! (goes back to her room)

Rachel Irwin

What did I say about KEEPING QUIET?! (her phone rings and she answers it) Hello? What took you so long to call me, Brandon? WHAT?! DON'T CALL ME EVER AGAIN! (walks back to her room)

Rachel Irwin

(talking on the phone with her boyfriend) You smiled at Becky Adelstein?! I saw you! Do you understand how much I hate you? Do you?! (two boys nearby run away) It's over, Brandon, over! I never wanna speak to you, hear from you, or see your mean, rotten smiling at Becky Adelstein's face ever again! (throws her phone and starts an emotional tantrum) Why me?! WHY ME?!?!