Scotty quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Scotty

Monroe! Get your hairy buttocks over here, you four-legged, fur-covered meatloaf (Monroe runs over to him and he picks Monroe up) and give ol' Scotty a great big wet one! (kisses Monroe) Och! Oh, you got breath that could knock a buzzard off a dump truck! Oh, but come on, show Scotty some love! (Monroe licks him)

Scotty

(puts Monroe on a table) Now, my wee bucket of canine puckertude, who's ready for Scotty's homemade brinies and haggis?

Scotty

Well, if it isn't the great star on stage, young Master Lee. And dressing is form of theatrical garb. What role might you have, me lad?

Scotty

Oh, my. Isn't that sound disgusting.

Scotty

Here you are, my little Houston cherub, the eclairs. (rubs Monroe's tummy) And if you're still a wee bit peckish, I got you a cake made entirely of roast beef. (pats Monroe's head) Careful, it's a little spicy.