Jeff quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Oh, yeah. Well, maybe you were expecting one of those "kissing the Blarney Stones", "you-must-be-after-me-pot-of-gold!" half pints like on cereal boxes and stuff, right? No sale. We're all sort of big. Ooh, I had an uncle who played for the Celtics.

Oh, yeah. (shouting to the kids) Hey, little dudes making with the celebrating thing!

Dude, tell me about it. Alright, anyhoo, see, my chief, he sent me to get you. And we was all, you know, making with our leprechaun thing, you know, hanging, granting wishes, making beads to sell before show. You know, stuff. And then, we all kinda accidental-like we, uh... (takes off his glasses) We let loose the Racatan. (puts his glasses back on)

So, the Racatan is bad news, June. You know, like Godzilla-taking-a-long-weekend-in-Japan kind of bad.

Whoa! That thing went off like it was mad!

Right. (to the kids) Later on, little party dudes!

Right. (to the kids) Never mind!

Aw, man. You're gonna play me like this? That's cold stuff, dawg. No love for the leprechaun here, no love! Come on, I'll take it to go. Yo, can I least use the bathroom? Please!

Yeah! Awesome! You guys rock! You guys know any zeppelin?!