Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Spells are not to be used for such trivial things as the wrapping of birthday presents.

Monroe

Not interested. Besides, I don't have any thumbs. Wrapping is beyond my abilities.

Monroe

Oh, for pity's sake! The fur, you're pulling the fur!

Monroe

(holding a pair of scissors) Okay, watch me. (shows Ray Ray how to curl a ribbon) Like this. Just pull enough from the ribbon to get a good curl.

Monroe

And which one of us is going to a party with his sister?

Monroe

Let go of me! I fail to see why I have to attend a party of one of your prepubescent cohorts.

Monroe

Oh, shut up.

Monroe

Aye, well, I understand every word they say. Vicious, chattering monkeys.

Monroe

Why are you carrying around a baresafer in your knapsack?

Monroe

Oh, somebody just kill me.

Monroe

Hands off! All of yez, hands off for pity's sake! Do I look like some nauseating plush doll that vibrates with laughter when prodded?! For pity's sake!

Monroe

Cackling harpies! You will treat me with the respect I deserve or I will take my leave of you! (Gets picked up by one of the girls)

Monroe

(barks) June, please strike me with a blunt object.

Monroe

(while wearing a woman's skirt and sun hat) Don't leave me here! They're breaking out the baby clothes!

Monroe

It makes my thighs look huge.