Jasmine Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jasmine Lee

(offscreen) I'm right in here, June! (We see her setting up a fake moose head as Juniper enters) Hey, guess what I bought off a furbacked mountain goblin?

Jasmine Lee

(as she goes to her teapot) As I was before you, and my father before me.

Jasmine Lee

June...

Jasmine Lee

Juniper, I am no longer the Te Xuan Ze. I am not the protector anymore, you are.

Jasmine Lee

No. This is your burden, and your must bear it alone. It is your destiny. I know you can rise to meet it. (goes to her chimney to make her tea)

Jasmine Lee

Them's the breaks.

Jasmine Lee

(drops her teapot and stammers) Racatan?! The leprechauns unleashed the Racatan?!

Jasmine Lee

Oh, there's no time. (Walks June out of her house) Go, go now, move, June. Stop it before it's too late. (Juniper runs to her bike and rides off) Don't look back! Go as fast as you can! GO!!!!

Jasmine Lee

(looking through a magic book) A migrating Batoot. He must have gotten separated from his herd and wandered into the city.

Jasmine Lee

Oh, no, no. He didn't mean to. Batoots are benign, they don't mean any harm. They're just bad luck-- anything that could go wrong will. And the more unhappy they are, the worst the damage. There's an old saying: "If something runs afoul of a Batoot, something will run afoul of your patoot."

Jasmine Lee

He needs to be looked after until the Batoot herd returns for him. Their migration patterns have them grazing on the north side of the dark forest, but they'll be back on the outskirts of the city by sundown tomorrow. But if anything happens to this big fella, the whole city could just topple over.

Jasmine Lee

Me? Heck no. I just had my floors redone. This is Te Xuan Ze territory.

Jasmine Lee

I'll pick you up right after my hockey league game, 9:00 sharp. Don't be late!

Jasmine Lee

Ah, that priss who refs the games wouldn't know high-sticking if it crawled up his leg and--

Jasmine Lee

We have to take it back.