Monotuke quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Oh, come on! Where is this comin' from? I'm just an honest, hard-working enchanted creature trying to make it in this big, cruel magical world. (his strange stones fall out)

You know, you're very knowledgeable for a dog wearing cheap makeup.

I will. Everybody gets to go just as soon as the comet gets here.

A few of my buddies. Just some Unglian Banticores from the 9th cycle. (jumps off the table) I figure between me and the Banticores, we'll be runnin' this burg before sun up. So thanks, little girl. All I needed was a nice, safe place to activate my locator stones. (Juniper glares at him) I hope the "cute, widdle guy" wasn't too much of a disappointment. (laughs evilly)