Dennis Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Dennis Lee

If he gets a dog, I'm getting a snake.

Dennis Lee

You can't. I'm playing video games in the den. (leaves)

Dennis Lee

Do you see monkeys flying out of my butt? Well, as soon as you do, that's when it's your turn.

Dennis Lee

(to Ray Ray) Hey, dork face, did you hear something in the backyard?

Dennis Lee

Put that down!

Dennis Lee

Hey, dweebs, Mom and Dad left me in charge, so don't forget. I'm watching you.

Dennis Lee

Wouldn't you like to know? (Walks over to Ray Ray and Roger)

Dennis Lee

Yo, losers! What are you, like, honorary chicks or something? I mean, why don't you guys just put on a couple of dresses and call it a night! (laughs)

Dennis Lee

Going somewhere, dorks?

Dennis Lee

Um, may I remind you of the first and most important of babysitter bylaws? You can only go out if I come along.

Dennis Lee

Hey! Them's the rules. I don't make 'em, I just follow 'em.

Dennis Lee

Ugh, but we're almost at the front of the line!

Dennis Lee

Nope.

Dennis Lee

(to the camels) Yo, ugly! One hump or two? Ha, ha, ha!

Dennis Lee

Mom, this doesn't taste good.