Come on. (Takes a look at it, sets it down, grabs a mallet and hits it with it as he takes another look at it. He growls in annoyance as he attempts to use pliers to wrap it, but it gets stuck in his arm) Why do I have to wrap the present? (He uses a brush of glue to attempt to wrap the present, but it gets stuck on his arm again) There are child labor laws against junk like this.
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(offscreen) Hey! (slides down the stairs) If you wanna go to this party with my friends, the least you can do is wrap the present.
Man, why don't you cast a spell or something? Magic wrap this bad boy.
Spells are not to be used for such trivial things as the wrapping of birthday presents.
So help me finish this.
Not interested. Besides, I don't have any thumbs. Wrapping is beyond my abilities.
(scoffs and grumbling) Wish I didn't have any thumbs. (continues wrapping)
Hello? (loud rock music is heard from the other side of the phone as the background turns into a half screen) Oh, hey, Ophelia.
(turns off her boombox) Hey, June. So, you're really going to Jody's party thing or, like, whatever?
Yeah, why?
I don't know, maybe because sometimes you say you're gonna go to stuff and then you're like a little Miss No-Show.
Look, I said I would be there, okay? I'm just wrapping her present.
What? Hello, giant lie. (holding Jody's present as he sees Monroe stuck onto it)
Oh, for pity's sake! The fur, you're pulling the fur!
I'm just saying, Jody's, you know, like, so, so sensitive. You missed her violin recital and she got all, you know, like whatever, and was, like, all sighing and junk. But believe me, skipping out on that musical fiasco was such a good move. That girl is no Baryshnikov.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.