Skeeter quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

All right! Now, I'm gonna needs me, as the Frenchy says, some accoutrements. Get me one of them cellular phones, a secretary who can make decent pot of coffee, a flat-screen TV and, oh, yeah, new duds. 'Cause these here bandages past ripe... (smells his armpit) Whoo! About 1,200 years ago! Come on, now, fellers, get your boots on. The rodeo's in town! (slaps the Cult Leader's butt) Whoo! (leaves through the exit)

Welcome, little lady, to Skeeter Khomen-Ghetit's Waffle & Rib Emporium!

No, ma'am. Come on in and take a gander at the finest eatery this bird will ever see! We're hotter than a tar roof in Georgia, that's hot!

They're an untapped workforce and cheap! (grabs one of his employees and rubs his head) No health or dental plan. They're dead and they ain't got no teeth.

Get your butts in here, this here bit don't pay for itself! YEE-HAW!

If you're a zombie, then I'm a prom queen, and we both know it's been a long time since prom. (kicks his door open while carrying Ray Ray, catching Monroe in his office with the Orb of Rafook) Not so fast, puppy dog! (grabs Monroe and places him and Ray Ray on chairs) Little fellers, why are y'all messing with my nutritious lard-fried barbecue at reasonable prices at a family-friendly enviornment?

Well, pardon us for not living! I am sorry we do not meet up to your very high standards, Your Majesty! Besides, puppy dog, these zombified folks, cheap as they come. They don't eat, sleep, need new clothes. Daddy is making bank with very little overhead, and I'll tell ya... (notices Ray Ray is gone) Say, where'd that little feller go?

Oh, rub-a-dud! You agitate my zombies into uniontazating. Nothing doin', it's time to triple the work force! (lifts up the Orb of Rafook) Alright, worm food, on your feet and man the slop bucket! (uses the orb to hypnotize the zombies)

YEE-HA-HA-HAW! It's a dead man's party!

Welcome aboard! Come in in! Say! Hey, Chester! Looking good! You know, wanted to see sorta way! (laughs) Make yourself comfortable. (The ground vibrates, due to Juniper's punching) Tarnation!

I'll be back! All you horse thieves just wait for the grand re-opening of Skeeter Khomen-Ghetit's Waffle & Barbe-- (disintegrates into dust)