Mr. Radcliffe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Just instinct, I guess. Michael, my friend, I am so thrilled that the boss had us go on this camping retreat together. You've got to admit, he's right. Nothing gets the old creative juices pouring out of you like kicking the dust of the right. Am I right, or am I right?

(sniffs the air while flexing his muscles and exhales) And, boy, howdy, smell that air!

I don't know what I love more about the outdoors, the air... (kicks a tree that knocks down walnuts on his arms) ...or cracking open wild walnuts on my biceps. (cracks open the walnuts on his biceps and his wife eats some) Have some.

No. You can tell from the pitch. That poor weak creature isn't hurt, it's frightened!

I suppose, and I have three master's degrees in anthropology. Ca-caw, ca-caw! (An eagle flies and lands on his arm)

And that's when I ran into a second burning building and saved everyone inside that building as well. It was quite a full day.

I just barely managed to get in 18 holes at the club and go hot air ballooning with the family. You know, I cant--

(starts breathing in and out) Deep breaths kiddo, be strong, and let's try and maintain bladder control.