Zookeeper quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Your powers won't work in here, Te Xuan Ze. (steps out of the shadows) There's a magical shield over the entire zoo.

No, I'm a creepy old guy who lives with flea ridden animals and likes the smell of dung. (Pause. Juniper gives him a look.) OF COURSE I'm the zookeeper! Heh, heh. And you're trespassing.

I beg to differ.

How do you think I stay so young?