Roger Radcliffe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Roger Radcliffe

Jody, Jody, Jody! Jody, this is one rockin' b-day bash!

Roger Radcliffe

Who wants to dance with the Roger man? I'm a rage-aholic volcano, and I needs to burn off some lava! Ophelia, dance with me.

Roger Radcliffe

(comes in with a medieval pig) I'm coming! Look what I got King Henry's Medieval Food Court. (places down the pig on a table) You guys want some? It's filled with cheese. (starts chowing down on the pig, which disgusts Juniper, Jody and Ophelia)

Roger Radcliffe

Marcus rocks. Sharp dresser and never gives wedgies. You gotta respect that. (continues chowing down the pig)

Roger Radcliffe

She does. It's totally creepy.

Roger Radcliffe

Marcus, 'sup? Want some pig?

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Don't you know, mama? Inside out is in!

Roger Radcliffe

Yo ladies, wanna see something fine?

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Yeah, good times.

Roger Radcliffe

No way!

Roger Radcliffe

Dennis! Welcome to chick night.

Roger Radcliffe

They got anything with Angelina Jolie? That hot mama kicks butt!

Roger Radcliffe

Ahem. My report is on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, which is about, uh, a berry from, uh, Finn Land, who has adventures with other fruits-- apples and oranges, mostly, but I don't wanna give away the ending.

Roger Radcliffe

But...

Roger Radcliffe

But I've only got two lines at the end of the play. I just run out and scream, "Power to the beans! Power to the beans!"