Lila quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Lila

(sniffs) This way. Due west.

Lila

She says they crossed here about 3 hours back, and they went south.

Lila

(sniffs) Up through here.

Lila

Oh, it's not really a big deal. I'm a sasquatch. We live in the woods, we've got good noses.

Lila

Well, no, I wouldn't call them magical. I'm not a human being, I'm just, you know, a big dumb animal, and all us animals can see magic.

Lila

Oh, well, thanks. I try to get smarter. It's hard when you know no one in the entire village can remember anything, or read, or wash, or dress themselves without help. You ever dress 400 Bigfoots who haven't taken a bath since spring? Real picnic. But I know a little bit about the outside world, because sometimes, sometimes, I leave the village and sneak into... What do you call them? Moonies?

Lila

(gasps) Oh. No, it's not safe. (they continue walking) If I ever tried to run away, I'd just be captured and holed up in a science lab or shacked up in a zoo next to the panda cages for the rest of my life. No, I belong in the forest. (continues walking)

Lila

(running back towards them) Look out, look out! Move, move, move, move!

Lila

Ugh, and I just always call them spitters.

Lila

Yeah, let's do it.

Lila

How do I look?

Lila

(sees herself as a human with the mirror) I... I look...

Lila

(as she and Juniper walk out of Orchid Bay Palace) That was so awesome! How cool was the part where he jumped off the exploding building and crashed through the skylight and landed in the speedboat just as it caught fire?! Let's see it again right now!

Lila

Any luck?

Lila

A slumber party is all about makeovers? What do I know about makeup and doing hairdos?