Skunk Monster quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Oh! Whew! Man, quitting time already? Time flies when you're having fun, huh? (Juniper stares in confusion) Hey, listen, cutie, not for nothing, but that was a nice move with the tree branch. (helps Juniper up)

Check your date book, cookie. (pulls out his date book and shows her his calendar) It's Edipan.

Eh, none taken.

Uh, sure. (sets up a day on his date book) How about, uh, Thursday? No, wait, that's no good. I've got parent-teacher night at school. Uh, Friday okay?

Yeah, sure. I got forty-three of my wife's relatives coming over. They're gonna eat until their butts explode. Take my advice, cupcake - marry into a species that allows you to eat your young. (his phone rings and he answers it) Hello? (his wife is heard yelling through the phone) Yeah, I'm on my way right... Oh, for Pete's sake! They ate the hors d'oeuvres already? (checks his watch) Well, Edipan started, like, five minutes ago, those butt monkeys! (ends his call)