Dolt quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

A stink on a monkey?

I've seen it meself. The old bird's slipping. Slipping like a...

Topper right. But she won't be lucky one of these days, and that's when blokes like us will be there to pounce.

Zit on a pig's rump.

Taking avocados from a llama.

Nicking stuff from your mum?

Someone's in a foul mood.

A nap's what's always picks me up.

Not exactly paralyzed of fear, neither.

I'm beginning to feel a bit silly.