Dimitri quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Dimitri

And that is when we capture Te Xuan Ze.

Dimitri

(grabs a stalagmite, rubs his back and picks his teeth with it, and throws it away) Bah! Dimitri the Terrible will not stray from his path because of some archaic tradition. Besides, I am going skiing next week, it's now or never.

Dimitri

You might as well give up. Those are magical giant locks, for which can only be cut by a giant's blade.

Dimitri

I don't observe Edipan.

Dimitri

Enough chit-chat! If you ever want to get out of here, you will convince the Elders to release my cousins, the Karzanov Twins, who were wrongly banished for a crime they did not commit!

Dimitri

No! They weren't stealing. They were curious, they were looking at it, you know, to play. They're curious and playful boys.

Dimitri

Yes, I hate Labor Day, cheese, those little packages of ketchup, those commercials they show before the movies, and all that popcorn! Why do they give you a garbage pail full of popcorn?! Who could eat so much?!