TV show quotes
I'm not really sure having all the parents here is a good idea, m'kay?
Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people like the Stotches!
Us? Your family's always been the shifty-eyed ones!
Oh yeah? [all the parents argue]
Goddamn Mongorians! Stop tearing down my shitty wall!
Oh, I get it. Just because I Chinese, you think I build wall. That i' bullshit! I'm not stereotype, okay?! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I go around building wall! I'm just a normal person like all o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreally slow, just like the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!
When those Mongorians come next time, I pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Ha ha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongorians stick alright up to the wall! And scream "Uh-woe-o-o!" Oh I can't wait.
Mom, Dad, could you please leave me alone?
We just want to make sure no one hurts you, Junior, M'kay?
M'kay.
And so the residents of Manhattan are prepared to evacuate if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.
[after their parents send them to live outside of South Park] Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!
[muttering] Jesus Christ. They've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ!
[nonchalantly] A ladder to heaven? That's fuckin' stupid.
Do you believe in the ladder to heaven?
If heaven is an 8-year-old boy and the ladder is my penis... [the cameraman steers away, but the fat man tries to get back on screen] And the pearly gates are the-- [static]
If Saddam Hussein was an 8-year-old boy and my penis were the United States, then there wou-- [cameraman steers away] Hard nipples! [cut to anchor]
Goddammit. [holds up static screen and imitates static]
Dude, what the hell's wrong with you?
I don't know! It's like my brain just keeps...jacking off.
Maybe you've got brain cancer.
You think?!
Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.
Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kinda gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah… 9/11
I said 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Ni-hi, hi-hine…
…Eleven
[in voice more high-pitched than his singing voice] You little bastards ruined my latest song! [smashes guitar]
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