Mr. Tweek quotes from South Park

Mr. Postum, you have a lot to learn about making coffee.

And you don't? Your coffee tastes like 3 day-old moldy diarrhea!

Stan

Dude. This is worse than Child Tracker.

It's okay, boys, just act as if we weren't here.

Right, do what you would normally do.

Kyle

[awkwardly] You're such a fat-ass, Cartman.

Cartman

[just as awkwardly] At least I'm not a stupid Jew.

Sheila

What-what-WHAT?!

I'm not really sure having all the parents here is a good idea, m'kay?

Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people like the Stotches!

Us? Your family's always been the shifty-eyed ones!

Oh yeah? [all the parents argue]

Mr. Tweek, why don't we go back to my place?

Why?

Well, you know. I was just thinking we could put on some music and watch videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.

Ooh. Jesus Christ!

Whoa! Goodness no. I'm straight.

Straight? Jesus, what the heck is going on here?! Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's butt?

Well, we don't 'pound butt', Mr. Garrison, we're straight.

Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!

Hey, now that's not true. My shoes don't say I pound butt.

No, your shoes say you take it in the butt!