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RReporter

Do you believe in the ladder to heaven?

FMFat Man

If heaven is an 8-year-old boy and the ladder is my penis... [the cameraman steers away, but the fat man tries to get back on screen] And the pearly gates are the-- [static]

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Reporter and Fat Man in “A Ladder to Heaven”

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