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S6 E12

South Park · Season 6, Episode 12

Kyle, Cartman and others in “A Ladder to Heaven”

Dude, what the hell's wrong with you?

I don't know! It's like my brain just keeps...jacking off.

Maybe you've got brain cancer.

You think?!

Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.

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