South Park · Season 6, Episode 11
“Child Abduction Is Not Funny” · Season 6, Episode 11
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Mr. Mackey (3), Tuong Lu Kim (3), Mr. Tweek (2), Eric Cartman (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Sheila (1), Mayor McDaniels (1)
[the boys are standing at the bus stop with their parents right behind them]
Dude. This is worse than Child Tracker.
It's okay, boys, just act as if we weren't here.
Right, do what you would normally do.
[awkwardly] You're such a fat-ass, Cartman.
[just as awkwardly] At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
What-what-WHAT?!
Now, who can tell me when the first moon landing took place? Uh, how about you, Clyde?
Nineteen-sixty--
No helping!
I'm not really sure having all the parents here is a good idea, m'kay?
Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people like the Stotches!
Us? Your family's always been the shifty-eyed ones!
Oh yeah? [all the parents argue]
Goddamn Mongorians! Stop tearing down my shitty wall!
Oh, I get it. Just because I Chinese, you think I build wall. That i' bullshit! I'm not stereotype, okay?! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I go around building wall! I'm just a normal person like all o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreally slow, just like the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!
When those Mongorians come next time, I pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Ha ha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongorians stick alright up to the wall! And scream "Uh-woe-o-o!" Oh I can't wait.
Mom, Dad, could you please leave me alone?
We just want to make sure no one hurts you, Junior, M'kay?
M'kay.
And so the residents of Manhattan are prepared to evacuate if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.
[after their parents send them to live outside of South Park] Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!
[muttering] Jesus Christ. They've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ!
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