TV show quotes
You really think that your civilization is better than ours? You people play games by killing animals and oppress women!
It's better than a civilization that spends its time watching millionaires walking down the red carpet at the Emmy's.
[to Kyle] He's got us there, dude.
Stanley, your mom's a little freaked out right now. Why don't you go outside and play with your big brown package from Afghanistan?
Sharon, don't you think maybe you should watch something else? You've been watching CNN for about [checks his watch] eight weeks now?
[The boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers]
Uh, greetings from Canada. Well, boys, it's about time we get back to our house in Canada, isn't it?
Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a goddamn Canadian and neither are you.
Cartman, you stupid asshole.
Take off your hat, please?
But I never take off my hat.
Come on now, I bet your parents want a picture of you looking natural.
This is how I look natural.
Why did the...pigeon cross the road?
Okay, why?
Because it was having sex with the chichi... Because it was having sex with the ch-hi-hi... Because it was having sex with the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... eh, it was having sex with the ch-ch-chicken.
[Kyle is paying Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin for being Jewish]
Now, Kyle(2), I need you to be quiet. In my class, you need to be able to concentrate. Concentration is the key to succeed in my class.
Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp. Ah! Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Cartman!
But what about Cartman?! He rips on ME for being Jewish! He's gonna tear this kid apart!
[after seeing commercial for IT] That looks pretty gay.
It's alright we're with the government.
We're just shutting you down.
Shutting me down why?
The airlines are in desperate trouble. Your new vehicle is causing them to lose money.
Yeah, well that was the point, dingleberry! Ah-t put that down!
Right, so the government is bailing the airlines out again, by shutting you down and making ITs illegal.
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