South Park · Season 5, Episode 11
“The Entity” · Season 5, Episode 11
In this episode: Mr. Garrison (4), Kyle Broflovski (3), Government Agent 1 (3), Eric Cartman (1), Ms. Choksondik (1)
[Kyle is paying Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin for being Jewish]
Now, Kyle(2), I need you to be quiet. In my class, you need to be able to concentrate. Concentration is the key to succeed in my class.
Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp. Ah! Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Cartman!
But what about Cartman?! He rips on ME for being Jewish! He's gonna tear this kid apart!
[after seeing commercial for IT] That looks pretty gay.
It's alright we're with the government.
We're just shutting you down.
Shutting me down why?
The airlines are in desperate trouble. Your new vehicle is causing them to lose money.
Yeah, well that was the point, dingleberry! Ah-t put that down!
Right, so the government is bailing the airlines out again, by shutting you down and making ITs illegal.
OH, GOD-DAMMIT! You'd better be kidding!
Sir, many people work for the airlines. We can't let them all be fired.
THE AIRLINE COMPANIES ARE LOSING MONEY BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE AND THEIR OWN INEFFICIENCY!!
That may be true. But if you build, sell, or ride another IT, "it" will be the last time. Have a nice night.
HWAAAAHHH! Airline motherfuckerrrs! You pieces of shiiit! Cocksucking sons of bitch airlines!
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