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S5 E9

South Park · Season 5, Episode 9

Kyle, Cartman and others in “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants”

[The boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers]

Uh, greetings from Canada. Well, boys, it's about time we get back to our house in Canada, isn't it?

Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a goddamn Canadian and neither are you.

Cartman, you stupid asshole.

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