America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
“Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Kyle Broflovski (3), Eric Cartman (2), Randy Marsh (2)
I told you, jawas have no heart.
Jawas?
You know, sand people.
SSStan's Afghan counterpart
[to the other counterparts] We're speaking in English; does that make sense?
CNCNN Newscaster
The world has backed down from its support of the U.S., saying they were only really just kidding.
You really think that your civilization is better than ours? You people play games by killing animals and oppress women!
AKAfghan Kid
It's better than a civilization that spends its time watching millionaires walking down the red carpet at the Emmy's.
[to Kyle] He's got us there, dude.
Stanley, your mom's a little freaked out right now. Why don't you go outside and play with your big brown package from Afghanistan?
Sharon, don't you think maybe you should watch something else? You've been watching CNN for about [checks his watch] eight weeks now?
[The boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers]
Uh, greetings from Canada. Well, boys, it's about time we get back to our house in Canada, isn't it?
Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a goddamn Canadian and neither are you.
Cartman, you stupid asshole.
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