“Elementary School Musical” quotes from The Simpsons

Lisa

I finally found a place I belong.

Marge

Your week's up! Time to go home.

Homer

[gasps] It can't be Saturday already! [checks camera] Monday was orientation. Tuesday, we did mime. Wednesday, we did Mame. Thursday, we got attacked by bees. Friday morning, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Elaine Stritch helped us make wallets. Friday evening, we performed Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes. Part 1: Millennium Approaches. Part 2...

Marge

Perestroika?

Lisa

That's right! Strike the set, pizza party, Sunday morning and then-- [gasps] Nooooo!

Homer

Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot! Then a little! Then not too much!

Homer

I would kill for that!

Marge

I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.

What's the matter, Lisa? You're usually the first one out of this death trap.

Lisa, please stick to the illegally Xeroxed sheet music.

Homer

Can my son come too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.

Krusty

The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.

Krusty

Look, I'm really sorry about all the things I've been charged with, as well as all the stuff you don't know about yet.