“Bart Gets an F” · Season 2
In this episode: Bart Simpson (3), Martin Prince (2), Mrs. Krabappel (2), Otto Mann (1), Sherri (1), Terri (1)
Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term. Are you aware of that?
Yes, ma'am.
Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America?
Yes, ma'am.
Blablahblablah blahblahblablahblah?
Yes, ma'am.
Blahblah blahblablablahBLABLAH..?
Yes, ma'am.
BART! You haven't been paying attention to a word I said, have you?
Yes, ma'am.
Well, then, what did I say?
Uuhhhh...."Straighten up and fly right?"
Ptch - that was a lucky guess!
Hey, Bart Dude! Woah, you look freaked!
Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?
Sorry, Bart Dude. Can't do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky!
[to himself] Alright. No need to panic. Just find an egghead, pump up for some answers, and boom, I'm back on Easy Street. [sees Sherri and Terri in the distance. Grinning, he makes his way over to them]
Look at him. I'll bet he didn't study again!
And now he's gonna try and kiss up and get answers from us.
He's pathetic!
Good morning, girls!
Good morning, Bart.
Say, who's up for a little cram session? I'll go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' boat?
The Spirit of St. Louis.
And where'd they land?
Sunny Acapulco.
And why'd they leave England?
Giant rats.
[writing down the information in a notebook] Cool, history's coming alive!
[The bus arrives at Springfield Elementary. As the students disembark, Sherri and Terri giggle softly at their trick]
[approaching Bart] As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information regarding America's colonial period you received is erroneous.
Meaning....
A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.
Thanks for the pep talk...
[Bart in class. Students are finishing their history tests and submit them to the teacher]
Later, Mrs. K.
Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over.
You think you could grade it now, please?
Well, alright. Let me get "Old Red". [produces a red pen and begins marking up the test] Well, Bart, it's a 59, that's another F.
Oh, no...I can't believe it.
I know, I know, another year together, oh, it's gonna be hell. [Bart begins to cry] What's the matter, Bart? I thought you'd be used to failing by now.
[sobbing] No, you don't understand! I really tried this time! I mean, I really tried!
[comforts Bart] There, there.
This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!
Well, a 59, it's a high F...
Who am I kidding? I really am a failure. [sobs] Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754!
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